I'll Call You

I'll Call You

I want cold and impersonal sex
during which I'll be pretending I'm with someone else
I only care about my satisfaction
I will jerk you around
to get as much for myself as I can
If you object -- I'll be on my way

If you dare to communicate with me after I've let you know
where you stand
I will belittle you
I will disrespect you with comments
that I call 'joking' -- if you don't get it
you need to lighten up

You will play by my rules
and I'm not into telling you what my rules are

I'll call you

I'm very highly evolved
I'm very attractive
I have a lot of options that I am keeping open
so don't expect me to treat you as if
you're someone special
-- you're not

I'll call you

I'll let you know when it's your turn again
until then, let's be friends

I'll call you


I posted this, written out as a profile, on lavalife and the reaction has been interesting: some guys don't read the profiles anyway, so they pop up to say "Hey, love your profile, wanna fuck?" Some guys noticed that it was about a man, even though it is posted as a woman. A couple of guys, who, without any other provocation, informed me of the way they work, and that the guy in the profile was doing "classic tough guy". There were about ten guys who were like, "Hey, sounds perfect. Sign me up!" -- including a couple of guys who had contacted me under more subdued profiles.

One of only 2000 tea tasters in the world asked me out for coffee yesterday -- I thought that was amusing. Rajula is an astrologer. Also about 300 pounds and fleeing his arranged marriage.